Findings:
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- When he became an old man
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- When he grins it is a thousand-word story
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- He says the most beautiful things
- For a moment he smiled
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- He flops over and bonks his head
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- He ain't heavy, he's my brother
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- HES Single Pirate Cart
- He called around 5:30
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
- He says she says
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
- He would shrink into the sky if he could
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- I married him because he was not mean
- He will bring us goodness and light
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- HES 4 Game Multi-cart
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
- If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- He Hate Me
- He and she are one
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- He died on a Sunday morning
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- Our God, He Is Alive
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- He's not heavy, he's just lame
- HES
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He brings me books like flowers
- He searches
- He doesn't bite
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He weaves his words
- I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
- HES 5 Game Multi-cart
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
- He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- mad he (user)
- He and She
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Xiao Sha Lao He!
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- H.E. Roscoe
- He (user)
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
- At least he was gentle
- He not busy being born is busy dying
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- It's just the way that he walks
- "Shut up," he explained
- he held secret conversations with statues
- He gave her a daisy
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- He Who Is Death
- whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
- He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- He never looked back
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
- First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- he who (user)
- He
- He said, expecting the answer no
- He is radical and funky fresh!
- he/she
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- s/he
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- He's Gone
- hes (user)
- He's Jack
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- He Is Born
- Li He
- Ancient Arrowhead
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- He never returned
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Even my faults he adores
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
- great things he has taught us
- He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Surah 80 He Frowned!
- Why won't he call?
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- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
- He loves me, he loves me not
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- He fled
- The Man He Killed
- he says
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I like the way he reads poetry
- He's a good guy friend
- He Knows Not Their Names
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Yi he quan
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- A Quick One (While He's Away)
- He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- he just died
- he o hitte shiri tsubome
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- He giggles, as he wiggles
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- He Really Wasn't That Great
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- "Fill it in", he said.
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- In Your Heart You Know He's Right
- In your guts you know he's nuts
- He Hudas not pay
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
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