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When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
When he grins it is a thousand-word story
He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
He is so heavy when he whispers
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
When a man lies he murders some part of the world
When he became an old man
The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
He probably thinks he is doing fine
St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
For my father, in the event he finds me
He makes me feel alone just by being there
He brings me books like flowers
The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
"Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
He weaves his words
I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
He would shrink into the sky if he could
Things men want when they're drunk
Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
He (user)
She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
He doesn't bite
I married him because he was not mean
An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
He called around 5:30
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
he kissed me for a year and a half
José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
H.E. Roscoe
He who controls the past controls the future
If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
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He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
A man is known by the company he keeps.
He says the most beautiful things
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
Our God, He Is Alive
'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
He didn't want to be Gary anymore
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
HES
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
He searches
When you are drunk, all you can see is light
How to get drunk when in Norway
He will bring us goodness and light
He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
For a moment he smiled
I didn't say he ate your dog
He never looked back
What He Suffered
Xiao Sha Lao He!
He and She
He flops over and bonks his head
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
He Hate Me
I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
I wonder if he ever thinks about me
He and she are one
Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
He died on a Sunday morning
He not busy being born is busy dying
She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
It's just the way that he walks
At least he was gentle
he held secret conversations with statues
He gave her a daisy
Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
He Who Is Death
whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
"Shut up," he explained
First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
he who (user)
He
He said, expecting the answer no
He is radical and funky fresh!
he/she
God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
s/he
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
He's Gone
hes (user)
He's Jack
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
He Is Born
Li He
Ancient Arrowhead
Don't Go Out the Door
It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
He never returned
I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
Even my faults he adores
Chris and What He Untaught Me
I Am He that Aches with Love
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
great things he has taught us
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
"He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
Surah 80 He Frowned!
Why won't he call?
he'
BQN: He said. - Epilogue
He loves me, he loves me not
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
A man feared that he might find an assassin
He fled
The Man He Killed
he says
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
I like the way he reads poetry
He's a good guy friend
He Knows Not Their Names
The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
He thinks I don't, but I do
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
He who wants to fight will find a club
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
Yi he quan
He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
A Quick One (While He's Away)
He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
he just died
he o hitte shiri tsubome
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
He giggles, as he wiggles
A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
He Really Wasn't That Great
The one he murdered once still loves him
"Fill it in", he said.
He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
In Your Heart You Know He's Right
In your guts you know he's nuts
He Hudas not pay
Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
And we killed him and he's dead.
Somehow he reminds me of my mother
He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
He who smelt it, dealt it

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