Findings:
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- And yet he continues to sit there
- he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- and now forever frozen in time he
- There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- He's been places they have not.
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- he would have laughed
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- King George he had a Date
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- he would have cried
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- as if he didn't exist
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- He had something to say. He said it.
- he had a dream
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- i didn't write this, but i wish i had
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
- I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Sit Down, Shut up & Hang On!
- if you have had your midnights
- Kill time before it kills you
- I've been dead a long time
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- We Have Marched Through This Before
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Dead people I have known
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- They didn't have the heart
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
- Long Haired Preachers
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- Kids have no concept of time
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- People have fucked up before
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
- sit down, you're rocking the house
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Sit Down. Stand Up.
- You'd better sit down
- The time my car broke down and I made the mistake of calling the cops
- I had a really good time tonight
- Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Never Knowing Quite What I Had
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I have had enough of Survivor
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- Computers have no sense of time
- Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
- Before Time Was
- A Love Before Time
- In the time you have
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Before time takes each year
- living in fear is just another way of dying before your time
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- dead time
- Like kicking dead whales down the beach
- before either of us had to turn away
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- A thousand winding stairs lead down before us
- Political Parties that didn't quite make it
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- I've had you here before
- The cathedrals that didn't fall down
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- Reaching a point where you wonder if it's time to put down the bottle
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Once upon a time, in an age before the Internet
- sit down
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- during down time at E2
- a frozen corpse, a pile of rags, an assortment of bones. i sit down, next in line.
- Questions I have had today
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- I had pleasant times as well
- The Land Before Time
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- Eyes that had a way of making time stop
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- I didn't always have this cool job
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- When I was young Time had no wings
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- We have had enough of your beige
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