Findings:
- He has redefined me, again and again
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- The day he gave me a lift
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- He has spit in my coat
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- He brings me books like flowers
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- he calls me girly (user)
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- The Christmas Season has it in for me.
- He who has ears, let him hear
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- He believes he has written a poem, yes.
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- He Hate Me
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- feline allergies
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- He called me Sarah once
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- What in the world has come over me
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
- My recent perfect date has given me hope
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
- What golf has taught me
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- great things he has taught us
- He loves me, he loves me not
- he has her eyes
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- she, he, and me
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
- Experience has made me bitter
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- he calls me monster
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- He taught me how to smoke
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- Jesus He Knows Me
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- He that is not with me is against me.
- he that is not with me is against me
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- no chance
- Fat chance
- chance operation
- off chance
- Give Peace a Chance
- You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
- Another chance at self defeat
- Last Chance to See
- Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
- Tomorrow's Chance
- You pays your nickel and you takes your chances
- A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
- Ghost of Chance
- A Second Chance
- James Chance and the Contortions
- Leave it to Chance
- Buckley's chance
- Increase the chance of recovering a stolen laptop
- We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
- Last Chance
- A Chance to Cut Is a Chance to Cure
- How to improve your chances of having sex
- chance (user)
- Snowball's Chance
- The $1,000,000 Chance of a Lifetime
- The chances of a poet reaching us are very slim
- .78 Chance (user)
- Dora Chance
- Last Best Chance
- Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
- Your last chance to win is in the scoring
- Interesting Times (Wherein I Chance Upon a Cryptogram)
- charming, with a chance of terror
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
- Games of chance
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- Ha
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
- ha!
- Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
- Pop has eaten itself
- This Hour Has 22 Minutes
- Has
- Hoo-ha
- Genius has its own etiquette
- the time has come
- The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
- Morning Has Broken
- Time Has Come Today
- MY life has no carrot
- The Universe said, Ha!
- has the X nature
- You mean the me that you would be
- Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
- Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
- Who Has Seen the Wind?
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
- The Path Has Vanished
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- Why did Bach never write an opera?
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- Fixing a water damaged cell phone
- The Rabbi has spoken!
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Canada has low self-esteem
- Linux is free only if your time has no value
- The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
- Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
- My warranty has run out
- Music need not be popular to be good
- E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
- Nodeshell as a term has got to go
- an nyong ha se yo
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
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