Findings:

• Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Even as he laid dying in my arms
• Even my faults he adores
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• Calvin's dad
• customer : good dad
• Dad
• Evil Thing Downstairs at my Dad's House
• Easter brunch with my funky midwestern dad
• Dad's Army
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Psycho Dad
• Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
• double dad
• A Letter from Mom and Dad
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Dad humor
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Essence of Dad
• My dad is a crack whore magnet
• My dad made a pop culture reference!
• Becoming a Dad
• camping with dad
• Dad at the beach
• My Two Dads
• Ghost Dad
• my dad is two people
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• Cordelia's Dad
• Potential dad licks my eyeball
• Gun Nut Dad
• Richard Dadd
• Dad's "Joke"
• Hey, Dad!
• Rich Dad Poor Dad
• deadbeat dad
• My dad is proof of Reincarnation
• D-A-D
• Science according to the dad from Calvin and Hobbes
• Dad's Root Beer
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
• Salvation for modern Dads
• Oh yeah, and my dad died.
• scots single dad (user)
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• Happy Birthday, Dad
• On watching your dad vandalize city property
• ya dad (user)
• Ian's Dad (user)
• Grand Dad says no scragging
• My Dad in the Desert
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
• in the dark of my heart, dad
• Swap's dad's essential guide to wooing the ladies
• Bela Lugosi's Dad
• Have you been a dad today?
• Your Dad's Husband (user)
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• Stuff I Remember About Dad
• Spending Dad's Inheritance
• After Iraq, kids nervous seeing Dad
• The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish
• Going out for a smoothie with your dad
• My dad died
• White working class/rural/evangelical Christian/NASCAR Dad
• dad joke
• even (user)
• Even better than the real thing
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• Even
• not even wrong
• break even
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• not even thirty
• Even Day
• "42" is even to any base
• Even if we're not together
• In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• even permutation
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• the sum of all positive even numbers is -2
• Even from the East German judge!
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• even the fool
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Even In Dreams
• Even Years Ago
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• Even nerds need people skills
• Even In The Torrent's Rage
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Even permutations are not odd
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• Even the moon was wrong
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• even function
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Something Even Better
• Latin for Even More Occasions
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Even if You Don't
• Even in the Quietest Moments
• Obscure Solutions to Even More Obscure Problems
• kiss, even
• even number
• Even a pigeon has a pussy
• Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Even things as amazing as stars burn out
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Even cannibals get the blues
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
• That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
• Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
• odd or even
• Five is both even and odd
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• Even aan mijn moeder vragen
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• Groups of even order
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I still don't even know you
• Even death is beautiful
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Even numbers, odd numbers and the XNOR logical operator
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Not a fingerprint, not even a whisper
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• Even In Death

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