Findings:

• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Know your pets
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Type A blood
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Dead links in writeups
• Using a command line
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• People have fucked up before
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• I have failed to become something recognizable
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• He Who Is Death
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He's been places they have not.
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• You, standing
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He had something to say. He said it.
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Actors who have played Hitler
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• he would have cried
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If only we knew of what we have glimpsed
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• he who (user)
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• "Shut up," he explained
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• He who controls the past controls the future
• Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
• he would have laughed
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• People want what they cannot have
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Let them have Festivas
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• How to "Have People"
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Dead people I have known
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• because I have given up any care
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• Animals people have sex with
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• worse things have happened to better people
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her

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