Findings:
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- you know he said
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- In your guts you know he's nuts
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- He Who Knows Everything
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- Wisest is he who knows he does not know
- He doesn't know what he's missing
- Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- In Your Heart You Know He's Right
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- and slowly, stealthily, and half sideways looking, he placed the loaded musket’s end against the door.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- He that is not with me is against me.
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- He smiles but it's not real.
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- he that is not with me is against me
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- He'll never know what he's missing
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- He taught me how to smoke
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- He don't know
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- Jesus He Knows Me
- That's Just How He Was
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- He Knows Not Their Names
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- Starving in the greenhouse
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- How To Be Funny
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- I Might Be Wrong
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How to be a good customer
- I used to be that girl.
- You might be a Washingtonian
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- How to be a lardass
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- How to be a good evil villain
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- How the Internet Came to Be
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How to Be Alone
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Hot pursuit
- Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
- How to be a street musician
- How to be a geek
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How to be a badass
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- How to survive against humans
- How to survive against zombies
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Beware! This might be reality!
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- Adam fell that men might be
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- How To Be Good
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How to be a terrible customer
- The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
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