Findings:

• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• I like the way he reads poetry
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Questions to ask yourself on the way to self-discovery
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Every Which Way but Loose
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• He smiles but it's not real.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• It's just the way that he walks
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• He made a way to his anger
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• bizarre travels through the definitive hick-town + other
• Bizarre Condom Names
• Eyeball prolapse
• Maggot infestation
• Prairie dog self-mutilation
• Toy Bizarre
• Rock Stars and their bizarre love-lives
• The Bizarre
• Desert Bizarre
• Bizarre Christmas Incident
• Bizarre military equipment
• Bizarre Scenes From Martha's Kitchen
• Bizarre Jewish Monuments in Prague
• Bizarre Subtropical Anomaly
• Bizarre Foods
• The bizarre death of Serena Sutton-Smith
• bizarre & ill
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt
• but
• butt set
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Good from far, but far from good
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• separate but equal
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• Butt shaft
• Butt weld
• Water butt
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• butt log
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• Butted mail
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• cigarette butt
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Mandibular block injection
• old chestnut: all but two
• answer: all but two
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I am but a moth before your flame
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Not atheist, but what then?
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• silent but deadly
• equal but opposite
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Fell, But Tried
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• but aren't we all
• Cat Butt
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Butt fluffies
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• But who nodes the noders?
• Nothing but a Wednesday night
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything

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