Findings:

• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• The Man He Killed
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• Calvin's dad
• customer : good dad
• Dad
• Evil Thing Downstairs at my Dad's House
• Easter brunch with my funky midwestern dad
• Dad's Army
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Psycho Dad
• Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
• double dad
• A Letter from Mom and Dad
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Dad humor
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Essence of Dad
• My dad is a crack whore magnet
• My dad made a pop culture reference!
• Becoming a Dad
• camping with dad
• Dad at the beach
• My Two Dads
• Ghost Dad
• my dad is two people
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
• Potential dad licks my eyeball
• Gun Nut Dad
• Richard Dadd
• Dad's "Joke"
• Hey, Dad!
• Rich Dad Poor Dad
• deadbeat dad
• My dad is proof of Reincarnation
• D-A-D
• Science according to the dad from Calvin and Hobbes
• Dad's Root Beer
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
• Salvation for modern Dads
• Oh yeah, and my dad died.
• scots single dad (user)
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• Happy Birthday, Dad
• On watching your dad vandalize city property
• ya dad (user)
• Ian's Dad (user)
• Grand Dad says no scragging
• My Dad in the Desert
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
• in the dark of my heart, dad
• Swap's dad's essential guide to wooing the ladies
• Bela Lugosi's Dad
• Have you been a dad today?
• Your Dad's Husband (user)
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• Stuff I Remember About Dad
• Spending Dad's Inheritance
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish
• Going out for a smoothie with your dad
• My dad died
• White working class/rural/evangelical Christian/NASCAR Dad
• dad joke
• he who (user)
• He
• He said, expecting the answer no
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• he/she
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• s/he
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He's Gone
• hes (user)
• He's Jack
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• He Is Born
• Li He
• Ancient Arrowhead
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Song of the Sorceress
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He never returned
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Even my faults he adores
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• great things he has taught us
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• Why won't he call?
• he'
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• He loves me, he loves me not
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• He fled
• he says
• I like the way he reads poetry
• He's a good guy friend
• He Knows Not Their Names
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Yi he quan
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• he just died
• he o hitte shiri tsubome
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He giggles, as he wiggles
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• He Really Wasn't That Great
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• "Fill it in", he said.
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• In your guts you know he's nuts
• He Hudas not pay
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• Surely he would remember this
• So, he's leaving
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• He says she says
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• mad he (user)
• He flops over and bonks his head
• What He Suffered
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you

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