Findings:
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He Was a Crook
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- He taught me how to smoke
- let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- he was a punk poet himself
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
- I was me before being me was cool.
- you scared the bejeezus out of me!
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- some say he was never here at all
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- man when you are telling me how it was
- dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- he calls me monster
- He called me Sarah once
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- He that is not with me is against me.
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- Don't Go Out the Door
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- There was no one waiting for me...
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- leave it to me to live out a lie
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- he calls me girly (user)
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- He has redefined me, again and again
- The day he gave me a lift
- All he left her was alone
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- He loves me, he loves me not
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- making certain he was touching her
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- Everything kind of creeps me out
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- He Was Only Joking
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I Was Lost and You Found Me
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
- Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- There are a million girls like me out there
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- Before you, there was me
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- Bears scare the shit out of me
- In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
- This node was made for you and me
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Take Me Out to the Ball Game
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- More than he was willing to give
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- she, he, and me
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- he that is not with me is against me
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- He Hate Me
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- At least he was gentle
- Jesus He Knows Me
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- He was found
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- That's Just How He Was
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- I was a homeless bum
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- He brings me books like flowers
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- I married him because he was not mean
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- David Bowie freaked me out and then some
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
- Flying scares the crap out of me
- Death was a part of me then, too.
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