Findings:

• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• I was told you were very pretty
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I married him because he was not mean
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He was found
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• some say he was never here at all
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• At least he was gentle
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• He Was a Crook
• All he left her was alone
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
• Sex with the Stewards of Gondor was always very lame
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• More than he was willing to give
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• he was a punk poet himself
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He did very little harm
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• making certain he was touching her
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• I was very, very drunk
• He Was Only Joking
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• That's Just How He Was
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• He smiles but it's not real.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• Love cookies
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• The conglomerate loves with the full force of a thousand entities. We take this very seriously.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• /but what was the question?
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• What is this useless broken wooden boy? He is saying stupid things, he is lurching!
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• why the Cold War was a stupid idea
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• he o hitte shiri tsubome
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• "Fill it in", he said.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• he just died
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He Hudas not pay
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• He giggles, as he wiggles
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
• He Really Wasn't That Great
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• In your guts you know he's nuts
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night

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