Findings:
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- He brings me books like flowers
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- he calls me monster
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- he's like someone living in a dream
- Black Like Me
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- he likes to watch you walk
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
- Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- treat me like a woman
- He Was Only Joking
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- He loves me, he loves me not
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- I married him because he was not mean
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- he smokes like a cello plays
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- he calls me girly (user)
- He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- he that is not with me is against me
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- some say he was never here at all
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- Questions I'd like to ask my father
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- Do you like me?
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- My Company Likes Me
- I like you; do you like me?
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- A Doll Like Me
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- The time my father caught me having sex
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- just like my father
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- All he left her was alone
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- he was a punk poet himself
- He Looked Like the Summer
- I was a father for a few days
- He was found
- He smokes like a fish and drinks like a chimney
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- making certain he was touching her
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- You like me, you really like me!
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- Why is everybody exactly like me?
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- Advice my father gave me before I left for college
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
- You're like a brother to me
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Walk Like Me
- It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
- My father is like Jimmy Carter
- I like the way he reads poetry
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- More than he was willing to give
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- My Father Took Me Places
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- At least he was gentle
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He Was a Crook
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- He Hate Me
- New York City: What my Father told me
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- He taught me how to smoke
- I Thought My Father Was God
- The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
- The day he gave me a lift
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- He that is not with me is against me.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- He called me Sarah once
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- He has redefined me, again and again
- Jesus He Knows Me
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- she, he, and me
- My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- That's Just How He Was
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
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