Findings:

• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He Was Only Joking
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• he would have cried
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I remember, there was one
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I married him because he was not mean
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Life. Get one. (user)
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• There is only one season in Houston
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• All he left her was alone
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• If only I could get into her head
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• I was one of those girls
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Famous people with only one testicle
• There can be only one
• That's Just How He Was
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Surely he would remember this
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• At least he was gentle
• Eating only rice to get by
• he would have laughed
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• making certain he was touching her
• There is only ONE God
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• There is only one electron
• Trompe
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• One Night Only
• Words that only have one context
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Hitler has only got one ball
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• I always wanted to get married one day
• Let's get just one thing straight
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• Only Boys Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Get one's goat
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• No One Gets Left Behind
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• More than he was willing to give
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• If I were Twenty-One I would get married
• No one gets out of this life alive
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• He and she are one
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• He Was a Crook
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• He was found
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• some say he was never here at all
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• he was a punk poet himself
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• No One Here Gets Out Alive

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