Findings:
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- I am eighteen years old
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
- I am a little concerned about my state of mind
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- because i am scared of pain
- Thousand Year Old Vampire
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- I am not here for your entertainment
- knocked up
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- When I was ten years old
- i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
- When I am an old man
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Out of sight, still in mind, completely permanent
- startled out of my mind
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
- Getting drunk with 16 year olds
- 4 out of 5 Great Old Ones approve
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- Bust out the biscuits, strike up the band
- Seven Year Old Porridge
- I am worn out with the beauty of the most trivial things
- Here I am World
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
- It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
- How did I end up here?
- I get knocked down, but I get up again
- 16 year old
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- gene knockout
- I love you, but it's cold out here
- I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- This is an old tradition that I just made up
- How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
- If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
- Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
- Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- A strange case study of emergent behavior in a 30 year old computer program
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Covid-19: masks work, we figured that out YEARS ago
- Locked Up and Locked Out
- Seven Years Old, in the YMCA Pool
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- Why am I here (e2poll)
- Here I am Lord
- Here I am again
- I am here to give you room I am here for your room I am your
- I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- I'm up here in the nuthouse
- here's to waking up stronger
- I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
- Here's To Shutting Up
- Out Of Mind, Out Of Sight
- Knock yourself out
- Out of his fucking mind
- When you wake up feeling old
- food fight
- Out of storage media, out of mind
- All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
- Lil Kid up in here (user)
- I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
- 15 year old JavaScript hack
- Wet T-shirts and hot summers: a fifteen year old's definition of love
- MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
- My beat up old Offspring tape
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- 15 years old
- The 40 Year Old Virgin
- holed up in the old cannery, i keep finding fingers in my dreams
- 17 year old virgin (user)
- when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
- Death of an Eight Year Old
- Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
- A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
- Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
- When the Year Grows Old
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
- drop the bass and come out with your hands up
- you scared the bejeezus out of me!
- You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
- One year old
- I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
- I am not a mind reader
- In which the mountains are old and I am the ghost on the battlements
- It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
- it never thunders here i am jealous
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- Here you are, here I am, here we were
- It is late here, and I am lonely.
- She is all I am listening to here
- Here is Today! Here is Morning! Hello Hello Hello Here I Am!
- Tonight I am the one below the window, fresh out of pebbles
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- Am I really here? Is this really my life?
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- what am i here to do?
- darling, i am here for you
- Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
- you called my name in the dark, so here I am
- 19 miles up and falling
- I am inspired down here on all fours, picking through your vomit with tweezers and gloves
- When I am an old woman
- I am scared
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- Up To Here
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- I came out here to remember it all
- Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- This is what we own - here come battle scars
- Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- It's too crowded out here
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- Technical knock out
- Front tooth knocked out!
- Getting the wind knocked out of you
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- Out of My Mind
- knock up
- that old Philip Glass knock knock joke
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- Your earthquake generator is a seismic failure, Dr. Destruction! Mind if I shake things up?
- Get your mind out of the gutter
- Babysitting a gigantic five year old
- Books you loan out to expand friends' minds
- knock out
- they might come up here and shoot us all
- Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
- Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword
- out with the old and in with the new
- Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Ring out the old, ring in the new
- Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
- I am not making this up
- The Year of the Linux Desktop
- 1 Kings 19
- ABC of Anarchism Chapter 19
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