Findings:

• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• The day he gave me a lift
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He brings me books like flowers
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• He has redefined me, again and again
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• he calls me girly (user)
• he calls me monster
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• He called me Sarah once
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• he that is not with me is against me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He that is not with me is against me.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Better him than me
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Jesus He Knows Me
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• He who has ears, let him hear
• the stars were falling just for him
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Though you can tell me
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• You were always so good to me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I married him because he was not mean
• it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• He loves me, he loves me not
• And forty days were fulfilled for him; for so are fulfilled the days of those which are embalmed
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He taught me how to smoke
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Tell him, she told me
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• better off with him than here with me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• she, he, and me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• He Hate Me
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Mistakes were made
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• The Way We Were
• Damn poem still haunts me
• Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
• Frilly putty in me now
• Were the World Mine
• drop me a line (user)
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• get off me
• What if we were just a rather vicious monkey group that just fucked faster?
• kiss me quick
• You were destined for the pauper's grave
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Nemo me impune lacessit
• and the moment we said we're not giving up is the moment we knew we'd never stop
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Ah, Leave Me Not to Pine
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• things that scared me this week
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Catch You Catch Me
• Accept Me
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Me representing William Borah
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• What Do I Do With Me
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• The whole world is lying to me
• That Time of Year Thou May'st in Me Behold
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
• Tear Me Down
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• The music that makes me think of New York
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Tell me of the nature of love
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• You and Me
• Love Me Tender
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• You talkin' to me? (e2poll)
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• E2 egged me on
• The me I hope to become
• No Weed for Me
• Monkey Gave Me a High Five
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
• There was no one waiting for me...
• My backyard considers me
• Hear You Me
• Why Do You Love Me?

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