Findings:
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- Cowboy BeBop at his computer
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- What was stolen by someone else
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- I was raised by the French government
- Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- Once, everyone was a computer novice
- smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- It Was a Lover and His Lass
- My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
- His version was better
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- Your job is to find kitten. This task is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten.
- She walked by his desk and left a nickel
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- Fields of sunshine bloom as the midnight in her dress falls away, replaced by moonlight.
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- Why computer jobs aren't cool
- every secret thing was made by some one
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- Phosphor reading by His own Light
- My man was shot for his sheep coat
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- Saved by the Bell
- Chased by bears
- by
- Call now, operators are standing by.
- Down By Law
- division by zero error
- Live by the sword, die by the arrow
- Call by reference
- Some Girls Wander by Mistake
- by any means necessary
- Proof by contradiction
- Poetry written by teenagers
- The Attack by Fire
- Murder by Death
- Everything: Written and Edited by The World
- Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
- Guided by Voices
- Two nations divided by a common language
- money-back guarantee
- Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
- by hand
- Measuring time by setting fire to various things
- Death by Water
- seduction by grammar (user)
- Paradox by the Dashboard Light
- Man Getting Hit by Football
- alcohol by volume
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
- By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
- By the skin of my teeth
- Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
- By the power of Grayskull!
- virgin by choice
- go by the board
- cheek by jowl
- Standing by my bed
- Go by hand
- Death By Chocolate
- RFC 602
- The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
- integration by parts
- Naughty by Nature
- inspiration by misreading
- Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
- The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
- Baptism by fire
- trial by fire
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- Attack by Stratagem
- Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Kingly Knowledge and the Kingly Mystery
- middle of summer how crazy it was
- '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate (Part 2)
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Heavenly Perfections
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation of Matter and Spirit
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Attaining the Supreme
- Snapple is manufactured by white supremacists
- Number of Sperm released by the common male animal per ejaculation
- Owned by cat
- The Holy Quran Translated by Abdullah Yusuf Ali
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Proof by Assertion
- See Mount Washington by canoe!
- The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Threefold Faith
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Deliverance and Renunciation
- Surprised by Joy
- I can divide by zero
- case by case
- Zero divided by zero
- Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- Sorrow of Parting
- WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
- By their fruits you shall know them
- Bird by Bird
- Paint by Numbers
- Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle
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