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• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• Removing a foreign object from your eye
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• i am both removed from it, and a part of it
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• eternity would be boring
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• How to remove "tagging" information from NT-based FTP sites
• How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
• How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• His Name Is Alive
• I never thought it would be like this
• How to remove roommates from showers
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Life without music would be a mistake
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If you would be so kind
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Hallowed Be Thy Name
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• What I deduced from his reading matter
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• The Architect Erects his Time-Proof Temple from the Inside
• If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• That would be me
• Mind without body
• Names that should never be given to important files
• That I Would Be Good
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• His retribution is likely to be epic
• Not to be removed under penalty of law
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• That Would Be Enough
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• Name evolution: from Chinese to Hebrew
• Let's remove some sports from the Olympics
• Removing wax from clothing
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Letter from Nicola Sacco to his counsel, August 18, 1924
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• e2link: Create everything2 links from word lists
• The Ten Commandments revised
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• The best kind of bartender
• How Pac-Man got his name
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• his name
• Requiem for What's His Name
• From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• The Man Who Would Be King
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• far be it from me
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• A whimper would be fine
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Just to see what it would be like
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• may their names be sung forever
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• They will not be named!
• it would be hilarious if only
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• The company giveth and the company taketh away. Blessed be the name of the company.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• what would it take to be serene again?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• If you would be seated
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• only the named can be destroyed
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• only then will we be safe from each other
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• They knew what our pain would be.
• To: Mentor Candidates From: Seekers of Great Wisdom
• You mean the me that you would be
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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