Findings:

• I never thought it would be like this
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• That I Would Be Good
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Thoughts for Oliver on His Death
• Life without music would be a mistake
• His retribution is likely to be epic
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• They knew what our pain would be.
• If you would be seated
• eternity would be boring
• A whimper would be fine
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• Where would America be without Canada?
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Just to see what it would be like
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• The Man Who Would Be King
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If you would be so kind
• That would be me
• and then his words silenced my noisy thought
• I Would Like to Hear Your Thoughts
• I thought that the tree would fall
• Kitty interrupts his murky float with the nail gun splash of her stiletto song
• The Ten Commandments revised
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Mind without body
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• It is better to be thought a fool
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• it would be hilarious if only
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• That Would Be Enough
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• A terrible, horrible thought that shall never be thoughted again
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• A father's thoughts for his daughter
• I never thought I would node this
• some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
• Doctor Pangloss and his Unpublishable Thoughts
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• You mean the me that you would be
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• Must be a lesbian
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be

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