Findings:

• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Rape committed by women
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Dream Log: August 20, 2004
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Don't Be Afraid
• August 20, 2018
• August 20, 1999
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• The Ten Commandments revised
• August 20, 2006
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• August 20, 2021
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• I don't need to be loved by you
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• August 20, 2016
• August 20, 2005
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• They Might Be Giants
• August 20, 2011
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Don't Be Evil
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• August 20, 2009
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Frontiers are not easy, nor are they meant to be
• I don't always want you to be nice
• August 20, 2004
• August 20, 2015
• August 20, 2003
• 15 will get you 20
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• I don't want to be alone
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Things never were what they used to be
• Don't be an IM phantom
• It'll Be Alright on the Night
• August 20, 2012
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• They will not be named!
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• They knew what our pain would be.
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• August 20, 2010
• August 20, 2007
• Dream Log: August 20, 2000
• August 20, 2000
• August 20, 2019
• August 20, 2017
• August 20, 2014
• August 20, 2020
• August 20, 2023
• 20 Years in the Dakota
• 20 Years and Twelve Iron Novembers: Thanks for Everything2
• August 20, 2013
• Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• play dumb
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Automobile tire pressure
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• it'll be on the test
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• When you know things are just meant to be
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• It must be New Years Eve again
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• don't be absurd (user)
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Be careful and don't fall down
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Don't be sad
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• to be obscure in a thousand years
• I don't want to be successful
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.

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