Findings:

• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• who vs. whom
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• My technophobe mom uses Linux; why don't you?
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Recipes for the bachelor who isn't afraid of heart disease
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Capitalize, please
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• E2 is unfriendly to new noders (and also is a secret plot to drain their blood to support the aged)
• Know your pets
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
• People who use Windows
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• When visiting Atlanta, never use its public transportation
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• When quitting isn't quitting
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• just like mom used to make
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Meat By-Products and their Uses
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Dead links in writeups
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Using a command line
• Stoned music memories
• People who carp about their jobs
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• When your mind races, who wins?
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Who says discount card profiling isn't fun?
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• When willpower isn't enough
• So when you log in to E2… (e2poll)
• Models of American Racial Discrimination
• How to scream when no one is looking
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• I must use the daylight to keep looking and the nights to write
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• When silence isn't golden
• E2 Acceptable Use Policy (superdoc)
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Judging women by their books
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Flaunting your sexuality
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• When users of E2 meet each other (e2poll)
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• When each had their own personal anthem
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• When you are again allowed to use your limbs and your eyes
• When writers use Latin
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• When to use a semicolon in Pascal
• The People Who Used to Live There
• Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• good vs. well
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• "Why is my mom three thousand miles away?": Life After The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• Who what when where why & how
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Why I seriously considered jumping in front of a train when a British girl used the word "cheeky" seriously
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Who to send presents to, and when. (document)
• Who's Watchin' the Bowl? An E2 Mix 'n Sample Offer! (document)
• Edit these E2 titles
• Suggestions for E2
• E2 Jukka Theme
• E2 HTML tags : Quick Start
• E2 Red Light District
• xchat E2 patch
• The Midwest E2 Bathtub Jam
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• Perl E2 chatterbox XML ticker parser
• Who made Hell?
• X-Chat log to E2 Node converter script
• What E2 is all about
• The Midwest E2 Bathtub Jam rocks on
• E2 vs. Music
• Humorous Writings of E2
• Maintaining multiple E2 accounts on one computer
• Something Happened: The Pacific NorthWest E2 Gathering
• E2 Source Code Formatter (superdoc)
• Netscape E2 User Search
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Proposal for a new system to help introduce new users into E2
• E2 withdrawal symptoms
• I am the very model of a modern E2 editor
• E2 on DVD-ROM
• E2 Voting and the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
• E2 Currency
• Thank you letter to E2 users
• Noders are Clean: The Aftermath of an e2 Party
• The Whiz-Bang Atlanta E2 Party
• Addwriteup and E2 maintenance writeups
• E2 piecemaker proxy
• Is E2 Intelligent?
• A night of beautiful music: an e2 karaoke gathering
• E2 HTML tags : Chapter 6
• E2 HTML tags : Chapter 7
• E2 language evolution project
• E2 hardlinks and the ideal reader
• The E2 Emacs Reference Guide
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• It is the very model of a modern E2 chatterbox
• Archived E2 FAQ: When is it okay to node about noding? (document)
• E2 node autolinker
• mIRC E2 chatterbox XML ticker parser
• PHP E2 chatterbox XML ticker parser
• Vodka Cocktail

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