Findings:

• hiding your sins in the nodegel, secretly hoping that someone will find them.
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Turn up for the books
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Barbra Streisand wants you to turn up your thermostat
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Turn up the Ska
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• The ceiling that you are staring at will fall without your eyes to hold it up.
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• turn it up; she's on the other side of the mirror
• turned up
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• In the next six months, someone involved with Donald Trump will be involved in a legal proceeding
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• I was hoping for catastrophic failure
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• the music you play constantly in your head hoping that you do not forget
• someone
• Making someone feel loved
• Loving someone else's wife
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Someone please kill me
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• good reasons to hate someone
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• someone else's hand
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• Someone jumped off the San Diego-Coronado Bay Bridge today
• Expecting Someone Taller
• How to ruin someone's life
• Beating someone severely
• Someone else's mind: Italian holiday notebook
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• You are no longer someone's first
• You are no longer someone's first, continued
• Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
• Why pay someone to advertise for them?
• How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Falling in love with someone's musical taste
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Recognizing a porn star as someone you know
• Sleeping with someone
• You can't make someone love you
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• For Someone
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Someone else's toilet
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• someone (user)
• Meet someone
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• Speaking with Someone Else's Voice
• Forgiving someone
• Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
• New Business: Employing Someone
• New Business: Firing Someone
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• How to hypnotize someone
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Is someone your bitch?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• The silence after someone leaves
• someone to love
• You deserve someone special in your life
• Someone worked hard to create vodka
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• If I could be someone
• Get a rise out of someone
• Someone call the waaaambulance
• Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Reading Someone's Diary
• Helping people cheat
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Knowing how to sleep with someone
• Eye contact at a distance
• The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
• Someone to Pull the Trigger
• the proper way to greet someone in Korea
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• It's someone's pet. Take the time.
• A very mean bar trick
• Someone O. Rother (user)
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• How to kick someone in the testicles
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• Battle of Someone
• Find someone who...
• How to pack someone out of your life
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• How to tell if someone loves you
• How to speak to someone in a noisy room
• Someone Saved My Life Tonight
• Someone is insane in the state of Denmark
• Stop praying for someone to save you and save yourself
• How to comfort someone whose parent has died
• To cook someone's goose
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• Someone Comes to Town, Someone Leaves Town
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• someone much more (user)
• Fall in love with someone today
• seeing someone
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• Fighting someone else's battle
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• Someone to Drive You Home
• Someone's Reflection
• and the voice of someone now mute
• This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
• how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
• I want someone to read between my lines

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