Findings:

• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• There is nothing more dangerous than a bored sociopath
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
• crushing bore
• politely excusing yourself from the bore
• Chairman of the Bored
• bored mortals bound to the ground
• the truth of this story is not affected by whether it bores you to hear it again
• Horny
• bored mom (user)
• The Horny Horns
• Emotionally horny
• Me So Horny
• Horny Exchange Students
• The Horny E2 Portland Conflagration
• The Horny E2 Portland Conflagration post-soiree wrap-up
• Thinking about seitan makes miso horny
• HORNY (user)
• Horny in the Ozarks
• horny 7 (user)
• horny goat weed
• I'm not fucking bored
• /dev/bored (user)
• Bore
• M&M's standard operating procedure for bored engineers
• I'm bored
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Bored Jay (user)
• The bored who complain
• Bored lunkhead who needs sleep (user)
• Shoulder Bored (user)
• Real Ale Bore
• Bored at work
• We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
• Bored of the Rings
• A Tandy, a BASIC disk, and one bored kid
• sirkutt bored (user)
• Severn Bore
• Coned Bore Gun
• Taper Bore Gun
• drug bore
• cylinder bore
• Full bore linear panic
• .410 bore
• The world is full of crashing bores
• bored (user)

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