Findings:

• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• How To Think About God
• How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
• our first time
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Telling Anna you love her the first time
• first time in NYC
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• How you're supposed to spend your leisure time
• How to time waste at work
• Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
• Do it right the first time
• The First Two Times I Lost It
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Upon listening to Miles Davis for the first time
• Always for the first time
• How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• the first time always sucks
• my first time on roller blades
• The first time I saw her
• A first time for everything
• The first and last time I threw away all my secular music
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• How you and the rest of the world are supposed to spend your leisure time
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• How to sing and play guitar at the same time
• Changing the time on a Nortel Norstar telephone system
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
• how about not (user)
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• How about NO
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Dungeon Mastering for the first time
• Everyone falls the first time
• first time caller longtime listener
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• I remember seeing you for the first time
• there's a first time for everything
• Hot pursuit
• we meet on the street for the first time every day
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• First Times
• For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
• How to get a first class seat in economy class
• The first time
• It's about damn time
• how you spend your time is what you become
• This Is How You Lose the Time War
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
• Modern times leave us dazed and confused about dating
• What science fiction says about the technology of its time
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• You, standing
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• Attitudes about sexuality in Sumer vs. America
• The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• A memory about Mia's first week
• Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
• How I Feel About Clasical Music
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• How to write about colors?
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• My first time in the executive M-noder washroom
• Arthur, For the Very First Time
• How I envision my first day of college
• How the General Met the First and Foremost
• the first time I saw my mother cry
• A guide for the first time raver
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• The first time I flew
• Tips for first time flyers
• Different reasons
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• How to: Mini Golf First Date
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
• The first time you realize your father is as human as you are
• I don't get many things right the first time
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Tips for Reading James Joyce's Ulysses For the First Time
• her first time
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• The first time I knew I was different
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• How I feel about exams
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• FIRST STAR IN THE GAME OF LIFE: The Life & Times of Hockey Hero Larry Kwong
• How to write the perfect letter to inspire passion between the President and First Lady
• The First Time I Saw a Person Die
• How about that local sports team?
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia

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