Findings:
- How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- Never pick a fight with a dead man.
- How to pick up Sheilas
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- How to pick up women
- How to pick up a dime with a forklift
- You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
- Cheer up luv, it might never happen
- How to pick up men
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- we can give up, but the world never will
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
- Can I wake you up?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- Growing Up Dead
- Chicken-cleaning brushes
- Never chew on a soda can tab
- You can never become anything if you're not good at math
- That is not dead which can eternal lie
- Programming for a drug dealer
- How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- How can I see far?
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- What Happens to Dead Muppets?
- Whose coat is that jacket hanging up on the floor?
- there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Never coin a phrase if you can help it
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- Logitech Driving Force Wheel
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- you can never quarantine the past
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- How much more can we bear?
- How to install Linux on a dead badger
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- What happens if somebody messes up in lab
- This will never happen
- The past is never dead. It's not even past.
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- You can never get away from yourself
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How can you sleep at night?
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Something I Can Never Have
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How high can you count on your fingers?
- How you can become infected with HIV
- Never trust anything that can think for itself
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- How can Poets Survive
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- You can never really escape the fire
- No evil can happen
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- can i be buried here among the dead?
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- kick an empty can across an empty floor
- Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
- Dead links in writeups
- we can get along even though we disagree
- How to declare someone dead
- The ocean will one day give up its dead
- How to rejuvenate a dead battery
- The Music Never Stopped: Roots of the Grateful Dead
- And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
- How dead to the dead
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How does one love the dead?
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How can people listen to that crap?
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
- Dead Can Dance
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- I can taste the floor
- Though you can tell me
- You can never go home again
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- How fast can blind people read?
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
- How Can Individualists Share Responsibility?
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- You never can tell
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- Knowledge can never be certain
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Know How, Can Do
- How to tell she's good looking
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
- you never can tell with bees
- I never bend what I can break
- You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
- Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- A Lot Can Happen
- How high can you stack whippets?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How can you still breathe?
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- Can you clean up you're grammar please?
- How long can you hold your breath?
- There is nothing the dead can do
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
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