Findings:

• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• how many lines of code have you written?
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• How we could still have a President Trump
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• How to have an epileptic fit
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
• How to "Have People"
• Sex in a small car
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• You, standing
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• How to have lesbian sex
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• How could you ever have enough?
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• How we have grown apart
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• How the mighty have fallen
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• How to have an out of body experience
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• Sex with a chicken
• How long have you been in love with her?
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• How long have you known?
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• a dozen books I should have read you
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• How much does Milliways really cost?
• How Many Miles to Babylon?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• You stole what they would have given you
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• he would have laughed
• Bernie would have won
• Many have died; you also will die.
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• How much money do you make?
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Front porch, what should have been said
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• What pornos would have us believe
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Could have beens, should have beens
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• Movies that should have been books first
• the dreams that should have died
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• he would have cried
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
• The Witch King of Angmar should not have touched the earth
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• How much for the little girl?
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• How many men/women masturbate?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How much pain did you cause?
• how many children are bedwetters
• How would you understand?
• Serving saké
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• consoles should have trackballs
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I have too many clothes
• I have lost many things, so many
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• I used to have so many dreams
• I would like to have emotions
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I should have danced with you
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Tools everyone should have
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• I have too much to say
• You have far too much time on your hands
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.

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