Findings:
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- The Introverted Thinker almost kills the dog
- She says kill. I say how many.
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How to kill your mates on Everything2
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- She kills me
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- I killed my dog and broke my own heart
- She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
- She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- she turns and smiles, then walks away
- How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
- Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
- How to win a hot dog eating contest
- How I Almost Blew My Nuts Off
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How we killed Borges
- Almost killed by an Elephant
- How clear she shines
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- How to kill a Terminator
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
- Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
- Stopping a dog fight
- Humane octopus killing
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- She brought them home to meet the dog
- 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- How she saw the moon
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to kill, cook and eat a rat
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- How Prom nearly killed me
- How Iwhosawtheface (almost certainly) lost 100 dollars
- If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
- How to kill a vampire
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- How not to kill primroses
- How's she goin', by
- How to kill a mouse
- she wants to kill and break hearts
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- If she didn't love you she would kill you
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- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- Still she cried, and still the world pursues
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- Butchering a dog
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- Show your dog some much deserved respect
- You'd think a cookie killed his dog
- Immunizing a dog
- How to Live with a Neurotic Dog
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- How to induce vomiting in a dog
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- How to kill a clown
- How to kill an eel
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- How to kill a Sim
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- How's she cutting?
- How to win the gold and make a baby cry
- I felt a disturbance in the fun, as if a million playgrounds cried out, and then
- she does not know how much I need this
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- and your shadow knows how to cry
- Killing a polar bear without a rifle
- How to kill brain cells
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- How to kill a person with a newspaper
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- How to Kill a Republicon Senator
- how not to kill yourself in ten easy steps
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- How to kill that mocking bird outside your window
- How to kill, pluck and dress a chicken
- Making the heartless girl cry
- How to cry in public
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- So then she said
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
- if that's how you choose to see it, then that's how it is for you
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- And then, she expressed frustration with life in general
- How I killed Josef Mengele with a standard-issue 1949 Army bayonet
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- alive she cried (user)
- Almost Blue
- I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
- almost everywhere
- "Beautiful" is almost as misused as "love"
- almost always
- almost (user)
- water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
- Almost Free Software
- I almost killed Tony Blackburn
- Signs that a television show is almost dead
- I almost had to wait
- Almost!
- We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
- The state that almost was
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- I almost stopped believing in shooting stars
- Almost Heroes
- The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
- Almost Like a Whale?
- Almost Transparent Blue
- Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
- Almost Summer
- Pages, almost completely torn
- the quiet, almost reverential tones of uninterrupted footsteps
- Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
- in the morning it was almost too dead center
- Almost realizing I wasn't straight; really realizing I wasn't straight
- An almost empty room
- Almost Him
- too much is almost enough
- I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth
- Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
- almost drove past the church that day
- Sky Cries Mary
- cry with joy
- the speak of cry
- Cry
- battle cry
- I wish I could cry
- Cried
- The Day the Clown Cried
- cry in the dark
- Boys Don't Cry
- Inability to cry
- Love Cry
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- since then it's been a book you read in reverse
- I think of you every time I cry
- We cry aloud with terror
- Cry For A Shadow
- Devil May Cry
- Cry Freetown
- Flowers Never Cry
- Cry of the Ancients
- Cries for Rebellion
- The Little White Cloud That Cried
- On Jordan's Bank the Baptist's Cry
- The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
- The old man on the bench, for example, made her cry
- Devil May Cry 2
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