Findings:
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- How to herd people in public
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- How to avoid saying, "I love you"
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- She just stares at us like we're crazy
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Just how is this arousing?
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- We're all doing just fine
- What Were You Wearing, How Were You Dressed
- That's Just How He Was
- How Much for just the Planet?
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
- Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- we think we're so great. this is all just more history
- The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
- Can't she just carpool or something?
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- Just How You Feel
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- How we were, before we were
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How we were, before you were
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
- Be a model or just look like one
- Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
- how the pyramids were built
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- Are you depressed or just full of angst?
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- What if we were just a rather vicious monkey group that just fucked faster?
- the stars were falling just for him
- when did we forget how to play?
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- I'd just as soon be a ghost
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
- Or were they chords of sun?
- we're just trying to figure out what it all means
- Cities: Skylines, or: This is a very 20th-century type of city we're building here
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- Just Yes Or No Will Do
- She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- You, standing
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- An American in Tours
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- It is sad how many were torn off
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- 206
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
- Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- How Soon is Now?
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
- Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
- Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- We were all thinking it, I just said it
- Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
- Good thing they were just typewriters
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- Don't You (Forget About Me)
- Cherish you then the hope I shall forget
- And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
- FORGET IT (user)
- You learn to worship what you can't forget
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How much for the little girl?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
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