Findings:
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- How might a star taste?
- How to pack someone out of your life
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- how to short out a phone line
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- Finding out where a net user lives
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- TURN THAT MOTHER OUT
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How to disable menu fade-in in Windows 2000
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- How to turn around in the street
- How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- What do you need, and how might I help?
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Image Processing: how to turn a RAW image back to PGM
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- how to fall out of a marriage
- How to make a left turn in Pittsburgh
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- Watermelon hookah
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- How to turn your boring job into a promising career
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How it turns
- How to Make a Cheap Wine that Might Poison You
- How to escape domestic violence
- And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside Out
- Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
- Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Turning a dorm room into a room
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to make a left turn in LA
- How to find out your own IP address
- how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
- How Far To Turn
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How to read poetry out loud
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- How to get more out of Psi
- How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- How the capital letters turned into the small letters
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- How to turn any number into a 9
- How to have an out of body experience
- tumble turn
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How to turn a crack house into a crack home
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- Lost in Boston?
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Getting water out of a cactus
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How Bill Moyers Turned the Tables on Scholastica
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- Starving in the greenhouse
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- turn out
- I Turned Out a Punk
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Out of turn
- Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
- Turn the dark cloud inside out
- It turns out there are lots of badasses out there flipping coins.
- Turn On, Tune In, Rock Out
- Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to use a manual transmission
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- When I turned round...
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How to quote a quote within a quote within a quote: a scalable solution
- How to catch a snake
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
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