Findings:
- How to play music backwards
- Lost in Boston?
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to have an out of body experience
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How to find out your own IP address
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How to Play any Guitar Chord
- Finding out where a net user lives
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- The stars come out at night to play
- Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to play E2
- How to play Golf
- How to get more out of Psi
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How to pack someone out of your life
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- How Eulenspiegel staged a play for Easter Mass
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How to sing and play guitar at the same time
- Getting water out of a cactus
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- Not cut out for the Play-Doh confessional
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- How to play Scottish bagpipes
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- How to play guitar
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- how to short out a phone line
- How to play Mao
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- M.A.S.H.: how to play and why you'd want to
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How to read poetry out loud
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- how to play the spoons
- How to play the harmonica
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- How to play an old phonograph
- Learning to play the drums
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- how to fall out of a marriage
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How to escape domestic violence
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How fast do you play the piano on speed?
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- when did we forget how to play?
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How much for the little girl?
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- how to make a mess
- how
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Humane octopus killing
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- How to get rid of a cold
- Children's online privacy protection rule
- Learn how to punctuate.
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How the FFT works
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How M&M's are really made
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to use a manual transmission
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to live forever (2 step plan)
- How to live forever (step 1)
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How to quote a quote within a quote within a quote: a scalable solution
- How to catch a snake
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
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