Findings:
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How people avoid buying drinks
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- I don't like grass
- Those Don't Sound Like Bats
- You remember how to whistle don't you?
- I don't think I like your system
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- How to avoid photo radar tickets
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- Indigenous people don't exist
- How to avoid tomorrow
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- How to avoid jury duty
- How to avoid saying, "I love you"
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- I don't know how to read science fiction
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Ways people avoid confronting political reality
- How to avoid dying of thirst in a desert
- How to avoid driving into your garage with your bike still on the car roof rack
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Avoiding diarrhea in Mexico
- love like you don't need the money
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- How the Waldensian Heretics avoided detection
- How to avoid holodeck addiction
- Changing the value of 5 in FORTRAN
- How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
- Capitalize, please
- i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- How to screw with people's heads at the mall
- How can people listen to that crap?
- How to avoid eviction
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- How Everything is like Starship Troopers
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How do you write like that?
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- How to get people to leave you alone
- Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
- I don't like the drugs
- Questions for those who don't like capitalism
- Guns don't protect people; people protect people
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- I don't like the looks of those teenagers
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
- People don't flail when they die
- you don't love like a cold-weather man
- Work like you don't need the monkey
- I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- People who don't read
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- i don't like christmas
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- It's like you don't carrot all
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- just like the seed, i don't know where to go
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How do ya like them apples?
- How to smoke crack like a pro
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- How fast can blind people read?
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
- Why I don't like enlightenment
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Problems with E2 user poetry
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- I don't like my smile
- I don't believe in people
- People don't listen to my answering machine message
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- Things people don't want to hear
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- If you don't like it, leave
- I don't think I like love
- Don't encourage people to read
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- Work like you don't need the money
- Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- I don't see like you
- I don't know how to smile
- People who don't smoke will never die
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- telling people what they don't need to know
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- people who don't exist
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
- I don't like moving.
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
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