Findings:
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- Automobile tire pressure
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- How to be a Canadian Male
- Names that should never be given to important files
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Children should be seen and not heard
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- and that's how it's supposed to be
- How it's Going to Be
- I never thought it would be like this
- Home I'll never be
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- Running toward the edge
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- How to be a lardass
- Knowledge can never be certain
- why you should never be a referee
- How to be an improv musician
- my promise is broken—words will never be over
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Never be rude to an Arab
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- How to be a more productive writer
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to be telekinetic
- how to be a friend
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- How to be a fuck-up
- How to be monstrously shallow
- Be cool in college
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- What is and what should never be
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- How the Moon Came to Be
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- How the Internet Came to Be
- Never be the first to let go
- How to be a terrible customer
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- Things never were what they used to be
- There will never be another you
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- How to be a geek
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- Marks which will never be broken
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- You never think it will be the ducks
- How to be a Better Person
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How Should A Person Be?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- I learnt how to be racist in anti-racism lessons
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- How Not to be Wrong
- Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- A terrible, horrible thought that shall never be thoughted again
- I am more than the impulse to be seen
- How to be invisible
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- I'll never be the other woman
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- How to be an asshole
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How to be a backstabber
- Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- We never asked to be babysitters
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- How to be a troll
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- Goops and How to be Them
- How the Sun Came to Be
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- How to be anonymous
- Never be without remembrance of Him
- How To Be Good
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- How to be a good evil villain
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- How to be a good customer
- How to Be Alone
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How To Be Funny
- How to be a badass
- How to be a street musician
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- may their names be sung forever
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- It will never be just you
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
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