Findings:
- How to Steal a Million
- How to unintentionally steal an air-to-air missile
- How to steal newspapers from newspaper vending machines
- How to steal from your work
- How to steal a street sign
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- Forties
- Forty
- Two hundred and forty dollas worth o' pudd'n
- octal forty
- ASCII pin-ups of the forties
- Sylvie and Bruno: Queer Street, Number Forty
- The Forty Thieves
- Ali Baba And The Forty Thieves: I
- Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves: II
- Ali Baba And The Forty Thieves: III
- Ali Baba And The Forty Thieves: IV
- Rules for drinking forties
- Forty acres and a mule
- Roaring Forties
- Forty winks
- The Edwin Smith Papyrus: Case Forty
- forty (user)
- The forty days of Ramadan
- North Dallas Forty
- A Pirate Looks At Forty
- four forty (user)
- Back Forty on the server farm
- And forty days were fulfilled for him; for so are fulfilled the days of those which are embalmed
- Forty Six & 2
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How much for the little girl?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- Impressing a woman
- Impressing a man
- how to make a mess
- how
- Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- How to beat the national debt
- How to link to individual user searches
- Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 9: Steal My Voice and I'll Steal Your Thunder
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- How big is Everything?
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Humane octopus killing
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to Host a Murder
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How to Cook Everything
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- how to leave the planet
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- shortcrust pastry
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to spot a powerful mage
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- How to dispose of a corpse
- Which Describes How You're Feeling
- How's it hanging?
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- How much pain did you cause?
- Blood stains (How to create)
- How can people listen to that crap?
- How to be invisible
- How to use compensated expenses to your advantage
- How the Devil Married Three Sisters
- How to recycle a computer properly
- How NOT to write software
- How do men touch you?
- how to dry roses
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- how to choose a good durian
- How to Fight Loneliness
- How to flirt
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- How to say "I love you"
- male masturbation
- Female masturbation
- How many men/women masturbate?
- How to wear a great kilt
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How to roll a phat blunt
- How to make whine
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How to miss Higher School Certificate
- How to make love to a virgin
- How to re-integrate the poor and wealthy classes to ensure blending marriages
- How amelinda retroactively changed early Judaic lore
- How to smuggle a snake onto an airplane
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How to torture a telemarketer
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
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