Findings:
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- How to distinguish a Dragon
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- How to have an out of body experience
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- that clean air smell. like living on a mountain and hanging your clothes out to dry.
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- Churches that tell you how to live
- How to tell where you are in Manhattan
- two-way mirror
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- How to tell she's good looking
- How to smell good without the use of perfume
- How to find out your own IP address
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
- How to tell if it will fit around the corner
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- Collision avoidance technique
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How to tell if your fruit is ripe
- How to pack someone out of your life
- Lost in Boston?
- Getting water out of a cactus
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How to tell if paper is acid free
- man when you are telling me how it was
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How to Fall Out of Love
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
- How to fall out of an airplane
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Finding out where a net user lives
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- The permanence of a marker is directly proportional to how bad it smells
- how to short out a phone line
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- How to tell if you need new tires
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
- how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
- How to get more out of Psi
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to tell if a girl's interested in you
- How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
- how to fall out of a marriage
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- How to read poetry out loud
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- Spotting a fake note in the UK
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- My first comet
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How the Police tell if you are high
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to tell if someone loves you
- How to escape domestic violence
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- how to tell if an egg is rotten
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- How to tell the difference between Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses
- How to tell if tailgating is your fault
- Don't tell me it didn't come out
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- One Telling Ten Thousand
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
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