Findings:

• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• The dream is over, the memory is tired. Take this coffin and long may you sleep.
• The Romans Take Over
• The Grass is always Greener over the Septic Tank
• The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
• Taking over the world using cows
• Your body is waiting to take over the world
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• With an army of cats at my command, I could take over Ohio.
• If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I'll take honest brutality over the sweetest lies anyday!
• The Asian plot to take over North America
• Mr. Lunch takes the bus. In fact, he prefers it.
• 365 Surprising Scientific Facts, Breakthroughs, and Discoveries
• The middleman always takes a cut
• Who is the third who walks always beside you?
• First and Last and Always
• Make it your policy, starting now, to always answer this question honestly
• Alway
• The Universe always gets the first move
• I always assume innocence
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• Always for the first time
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• It's always night-time on the moon
• Men did not always like large breasts
• May you always find naked women to throw tiny pickles at you
• The customer is always right
• You always hurt the one you love
• It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• The door is always open
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• They always jump off the east side
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• Non-Voting isn't always Apathy
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Cats always land on their feet
• Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
• almost always
• I Will Wait For You Always
• The movies always get it wrong
• The sluttiest girl scout always sells the most cookies
• I always wanted to get married one day
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• There's always a catch!
• I Had Always Known
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• Always manipulate a tongue
• Cheese is always female
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
• It's always for those damn children
• Once JPEG, always JPEG
• Two bronze medals will always besmirch Marion Jones' record
• The Thief of Always
• I always loved the smell of dying candles
• The always charming US Customs Guards at the American/Canadian Border
• I have always been burning
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• The Road Always Taken
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• Always on the Run
• you always left quietly
• Breath softened fall, angel of always never
• Always after Barnes and Noble
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• How to always win at 3D Tic-Tac-Toe
• Always winter and never Christmas
• always with me
• I will always be weird inside
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Always the guyfriend never the lover
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• what is good is not always right
• Always on top
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Life isn't always precious
• The snow globe always shatters
• The doctors are confident the pills will always win
• Always have a backup
• the first time always sucks
• Thus Always To Tyrants
• I can always hope
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Why you should always finish a course of antibiotics
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
• In Los Angeles, something is always burning
• Always on My Mind
• Last year was always better
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• first impressions don't always count
• The majority is always wrong
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• You always lose
• Politeness is always in order
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• The Postman Always Rings Twice
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• You always spend a dollar as if you were spending a wounded eagle
• How Eulenspiegel always rode a dun horse
• It always smells good after the rain. It's raining hard now.
• It Could Always Be Worse
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• I will always remember my 19th birthday
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Popular wisdom to the contrary, it's not always the right time for sushi
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The dream is always the same...
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The rain wasn't always kind
• I remember, I always will
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
• an honest man is always in trouble
• The poor are always with us
• Always accept an offered drink
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Eigenvalues of nilpotent matrices are always 0
• The drummer always gets laid
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• Always urs (user)
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• The house always wins
• where it always rains
• It's always raining somewhere
• Skin and tragedy always attract a crowd
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• The glass is always completely full
• Never straight; always gaily forward!
• I didn't always have this cool job
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• It Always Rains on a Picnic
• Boy Scouts always carry pocket knives
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Why do we always whisper in the dark?
• You were always so good to me
• Why birds fly in "V" formation
• The Vampire Always Knocks in Triplicate
• Why you should always backup your files
• Always a Bridesmaid
• Sexual Deviants Always Choose 3
• Always In Good Taste
• We were always coming back
• Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
• She always was devious in her beauty
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• literature is a child of experience always, of knowledge never
• the duchess of kircaldy, always smiling and arriving late for tea
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• Genetics: Not Always a Hollywood Ending
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• In Passing, Always Remembered
• our best kisses are always at earthquakes and impacts
• Fat kids always win at see-saw
• always (user)
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• The Always Anonymous Beast
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• I will always be in the details
• The first one's always free
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Always Falling Down
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• always in love (user)
• The Great Needle in the Sky is always skipping at the corner of 6th and Delores
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• With him it was always like
• Gravity Always Wins
• Always Be My Baby
• It's always showtime, here at the edge of the stage
• It's always lunchtime, here in the land of the dead
• the best things in life cost large amounts, and the currency isn't always money
• In the war between information and poetry, poetry always wins.
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• always already
• life always kills (user)
• always writing poems to you
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me

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