Findings:

• It's knowing that I'll never get lost
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• I'll get there when I get there
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• I'll never be the other woman
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• You'll never get away with this!
• I'll never forget Morocco
• I never get mail
• I'll get us a hotel room for the night
• Never get involved in a land war in Asia
• Someday, I'll get high and clean the whole kitchen
• It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get the saw.
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• I'll Never Trust A Mage Again
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• Home I'll never be
• look closely: a thousand words I'll never say to you
• First Scenes for Plays I'll Never Finish
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Things I'll Never Tell You
• I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
• I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• You can never get away from yourself
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Kill Your Boyfriend
• Existentialists make bad boyfriends
• Having A Boyfriend Is Bad For Friendships.
• The Boyfriend's Death
• The $20,000 Boyfriend
• Surrogate boyfriend syndrome
• When your far-away boyfriend visits, consider your roommate
• Transgender boyfriend
• Stealing the worship of the muse's boyfriends
• Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
• Bend Over Boyfriend
• The gyaru boyfriend scale
• Wearing my boyfriend's shirt
• 206
• Your Boyfriend Hates You
• The Revolution is my boyfriend!
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• I learnt how to perform cunnilingus while on holiday with my boyfriend
• 2nd letter to my boyfriend's wife
• letter to my boyfriend's wife, part 2
• Get over it
• Get Happy!
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Get your rocks off
• That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Get it on
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The drugs get you ready
• You get what you pay for
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Can we all just get along?
• Get drunk on History
• it gets thick
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• get a wiggle on
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Jack Gets Up
• get with the program
• get well card
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• How to get people to leave you alone
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
• 15 will get you 20
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Get a bit chopped
• Get a break
• Get a fat lip
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• Get a load of
• Get around
• Get a tail
• Get a valentine
• Get the finger put on
• Get Real
• get a clue
• Get a real computer!
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Craving a smoke
• An angel gets its wings
• Get rich quick
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• Get on the Bus
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• get mine
• get off
• How to get in touch with your feminine side
• good reasons to get an education
• Get off the shed
• Good reasons to get decapitated
• Get rich trading on the stock market
• The Get Along Gang
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• How to get rid of a cold
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• Get a communications degree and we'll talk
• Get a life!
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• How to get rid of a tailgater
• get right down to it
• get to the point
• The Get Up Kids
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Birthdays get less significant as you get older
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• How to get rid of a telemarketer
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• Where did you get that hat?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
• Life sucks. Get over it.

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