Findings:

• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• You can't get there from here
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• How did I get here, Sarah?
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• Get your juices going
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• marxists get crazy laid
• How naked are we going to get?
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• I'm going to the moon
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I'm Still Here
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• The drummer always gets laid
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• qanat get there from here
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm Going Home
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• What's going on here?
• To get Xp CLICK HERE
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• I can't get comfortable here
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm going to kill you
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm Going Crazy
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I'm glad you're here.
• Things to do when technology gets here
• i'm here. are you here?
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Get it on
• it gets thick
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• get well card
• Get used to it
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• How to get people to leave you alone
• Get hours
• Get it up
• Get off the gun
• Get off the nut
• Get out the crying towel
• Get under the bed
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Get Real
• get a clue
• Get a real computer!
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Craving a smoke
• An angel gets its wings
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Get rich quick
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• Get on the Bus
• RimRod gets stranded at McDonald's
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Let's get ready to rumble!
• When I get like this
• You can never get away from yourself
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever

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