Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "i'm not sure what I just grabbed a handful of but it's holding me up so I'll keep grabbing"

• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Her hair, tangled
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Things people put up their butts
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• No, but I'll have a beer
• and but so
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• we can give up, but the world never will
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills

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