Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "i'm only in denial about a few dozen major imperfections in everything i've ever done"

• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• I only crashed into your house a few times, come on
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• I've already forgotten the examples, and only the feeling remains
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• precision vs. accuracy
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I'm not talking about
• Things I've seen done with those Free AOL CDs
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• sit in the corner and think about what you've done
• Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• The Only Thing That Ever Has
• The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• Something I thought only I thought about
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• the only comfort we could ever have
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• You, standing
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• A Few Facts About the Atomic Revamp and Redirection Overcharge Weapon System (ARROW)
• Some things I've learned about not smoking
• I know what I'm talking about
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I only am escaped alone to tell thee: McVeigh, Denial, and the Death Penalty
• i've done nothing lately
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• They don't know what I've done
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The bravest man I've ever known
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I'm about to create a new node!
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• I've been smoking ever since
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• Best smoke I've ever had
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Happily ever after, without the happily, only the after
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• Some thoughts on vague measurements; this will only take a few moments.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm Only Sleeping
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• John, I'm Only Dancing
• A few crucial things about Conrad
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
• There's Something About Mary
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• What About Bob?
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• See a man about a dog
• Daleks and stairs
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• Tell me a story about trains
• 10 Things I Hate About You
• Nodes about measurement
• about an Alice
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• out and about
• Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
• Sexual myths about women
• Porn industry
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• A Story About Magic
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• naive perceptions about software development
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• This scenario is about to self-destruct
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Something about parts of you
• Tell me about your secret places
• Things About To Come My Way
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• i had a dream about the future
• the one about the teddy bears
• Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
• About Du Fu
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• What are you talking about?
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• All About Touching
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• a narrative about my relationship

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