Findings:

• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm a little tea pot
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm The Man
• I'm the Bad Guy
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm Nuts
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Friday, I'm in love
• Lust Screws up Relationships
• screw worm (node_forward)
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm Still Here
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm Alone
• I'm an Addict
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I'm envious of caveman courting rituals
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I'm a slasher... of prices!
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm too old for this shit
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• When I'm sick
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Screw Magazine
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Home
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm waiting
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• I'm Afraid
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm on my last go-round
• Sitz im Leben
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm Rose (user)
• Because I'm an adult
• I'm not a thief, I'm a treasure hunter
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• I still haven't found what I'm looking for
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Egyptian rat screw
• Screw gauge
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm letting you go
• I'm No Angel
• I'm not Greg
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I'm no good at enigmas
• I let go and now I'm holding on. I need to let go again.
• You Know What I'm Sayin'
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• screw
• Palm Beach County's Screwed Up Ballots
• chopped and screwed
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I.M. Ischa Meijer. In Margine. In Memorian.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm Really Into Techno
• I'm in one of those moods again
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• I'm looking for a friend
• What I'm looking for
• A Room That Said I’m Sorry
• Hindleys screw
• Screw vs. bolt
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm Proud of You
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• I'm a little sex pot
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I'm The Pumpkin King (user)
• I'm a
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm English. I'm Evil. Grrr
• I'm the King of the Castle
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm not lovin' it
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• I'm just guessing
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Screwed, blued and tattooed
• Herbert screw
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not this cool in real life
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm not talking about
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm scared of my car
• I'm feeling lucky
• im in ur base killin ur d00dz
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• I'm not thumbing for a lift

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