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• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• Someone please kill me
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Hot pursuit
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• First and Last and Always
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• The Universe always gets the first move
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• Always for the first time
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Loneliness is but a myth dispelled by you
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• by hand
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Your hands are in my hair, but my heart is in your teeth
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• The first rule of adventuring is always go left
• Why are men always expected to make the first move?
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I always loved the smell of dying candles
• Nobody for me but you
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• always with me
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Goodbye (Always By Your Side)
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• You say you love; but with a voice
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• the first time always sucks
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• It's never really the past; it's always a version of your own time.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• All gods but your own
• first impressions don't always count
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Mass Murder and Mutilation! But first, the weather with Weather-Wise Wally Whimple.
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• armed with nothing but their own vision
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• Owned by cat
• Go by hand
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• It is nearly always fatal, but amusing while it lasts.
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• Not really by the rules, but...
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• You were always so good to me
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• Butt's Twelve by Pies
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• The first one's always free
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• always morning, but never breakfast
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• life always kills (user)
• The end is always the same: two adjacent beach chairs, two hands holding each other.
• It is true, we are robbers, but we always rob in the glare of the day and in the teeth of the multitude
• Calling, always calling, not understanding, but calling still.

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