Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "i can't say what i'll be doing in a month, much less a year. my lifetime is infinite"

• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I'll be
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• Beggars can't be choosers
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• we can't all be rock stars
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• In the next six months, someone involved with Donald Trump will be involved in a legal proceeding
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• So Much for the Ten Year Plan
• the rides at the state fair this year are much too dangerous
• I'll be your fantasy
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• I'll never be the other woman
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• I'll be in my bunk.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• It must be New Years Eve again
• I'll be back
• Much like what music wants to be
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
• Can't we all just be friends?
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Words we can't say anymore
• Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• I cannot say I love you less than the stars
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• i'll meet you in another world, and hold you for a thousand years
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• well, I'll be jiggered
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• When you know things are just meant to be
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Why Can't This Be Love
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• On the comet there will be much pie
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I'll be your mirror
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• Home I'll never be
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• I'll be buried with my tankard
• i'll still be here tomorrow
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• pity be for those with one thing to say
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• to be obscure in a thousand years
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• and i'll be bigger
• Life is a ballet, and I can't stop doing the Mashed Potato
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• I can't say anything to you.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• You can't hire 9 women to make a baby in a month
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• I have too much to say
• so much to say
• I'll read this again in a year and cringe at my own stupidity
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• look closely: a thousand words I'll never say to you
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Be
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• What the American people want politics to be
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb

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