Findings:

• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Music need not be popular to be good
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't Be Afraid
• Why it's good to be on top of Kmart hill
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• How to be a good evil villain
• No place I'd rather be
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
• Be Good Johnny
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I don't think I like your system
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• You're too good to be human
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Evil be thou my good
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• Too good to be true
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• I don't need to be loved by you
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• I don't think of her
• Good products can be produced.
• You never think it will be the ducks
• University students can be really stupid
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• What life after death will really be like
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• TV can be a good thing
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I don't want to be successful
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• be good to each other
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• think for yourself, and be curious
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• play dumb
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Exes can be good things
• Sometimes it's hard to be good
• I don't want to be alone
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• good reasons to be content
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• That I Would Be Good
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• Surgeons must be very careful
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• The Be Good Tanyas
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• What it takes to be a good programmer
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Don't be sad
• don't be absurd (user)
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• Don't Be Evil
• Be careful and don't fall down
• How to be a good customer
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Short can be good! (document)
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• It will be good when I am leader
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• How To Be Good
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful

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