Findings:
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
- Tips for geeks trying to pick up girls
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- find a penny, pick it up
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- How to use your geek skills to get the girl
- Pick up the Phone Booth and Die
- Girlfriend who likes computers
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- Grease up the mirror with some lipstick
- Some of your peers who seem happy, popular, and self-confident are miserable
- I pick up countries and scatter them down
- Men Who Dig Up History
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Carl Sagan threw down the gauntlet and Tyson picked it up and put it on.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- Actors who have played Hitler
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- I do have some things to hide
- because I have given up any care
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- How to pick up men
- Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Pick up Sticks
- In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
- Who wants some schlock
- Clearing Up Some Misconceptions: Donation Box
- Come Pick Me Up
- The Pick Up Line
- 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
- Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- Blowing up computer chips
- Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- I have crossed over the geek girl line
- Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
- just to have some human contact
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- Using a command line
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- I have made up a name for my disease
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- pick up line
- pick up
- The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- How to hook a TV up to a computer
- If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
- Pick up artistry
- Watch whose money you pick up.
- How to pick up Sheilas
- Some who wander are lost
- don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
- Would you pick up a penny? (e2poll)
- Some nights, I lie in my bed and stare up at the stars...
- Dead links in writeups
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
- a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- The princess who climbed up a tree and came down a Queen
- Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
- Local publications I picked up in Toronto
- Know your pets
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Baptist fear of dancing
- The Geeks have Inherited the World.
- The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- People have fucked up before
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Type A blood
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- Two Geeks Computers
- My computer blew up
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- I have to return some videotapes
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- you have an obligation to those who are gone
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- Pick it up
- old computers have a hunger for flesh
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- How to pick up women
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- Pick up a tail
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Computers have no sense of time
- How to pick up a dime with a forklift
- Too loud to pick up that flinch.
- Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
- How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
- She picked herself up, wiping away at her dignity
- The boy who was picked last in gym class
- The friend who knows a lot about computers
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Hackers: Heroes of the Computer Revolution
- FTL Computer
- Computer naming system
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
- Computers are holding me hostage
- Tonkin's First Computer Dictionary
- The computer is not a medium
- How to build your own computer
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