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• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• I am confused by many things...
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
• Technically, it's unlikely you were dropkicked by Jesus
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The Who By Numbers
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• cards written by those paid to condense their thoughts and emotions
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood
• Vaccines created by transplanting genes
• Down by Law (user)
• The Laws of Thought by George Boole,
• Down By Law
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• The inviolable censor created by the gaze of offline acquaintances
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Guilt by Association Law
• Judging women by their books
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• Don't judge music by the first listen
• First Impressions of India by a Nineteenth Century evangelist
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Law & Order: Trial by Jury
• The loneliness of migrant threshermen and those poor souls forced by fate to seafaring slept under the loveseat; little Jenna smiled at its tail cat-like aquiver
• Old man who lived by the crick
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• First all-female spacewalk by NASA astronauts Jessica Meir and Christina Koch
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• On winning the first "The Everything Rant Contest" by MoJoe
• those touched by demons
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Fossils were put there by God
• Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
• RFC 602
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Bill of Rights
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• David Merrick
• Noises made by pigs in different languages
• paid by the word
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Kingly Knowledge and the Kingly Mystery
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• By the skin of my teeth
• four by twelve
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• Naughty by Nature
• Murder By Experts
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Number of Sperm released by the common male animal per ejaculation
• Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
• Destruction of the Phoenicians by Rome
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
• Standing by my bed
• By the power of Grayskull!
• alcohol by volume
• action fuelled by ignorance
• integration by parts
• Impressionistic "paintings" by way of photography
• By day I praised you
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• "A Story," by Everythingians
• trial by fire
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate
• Once By The Pacific
• The skeleton by my closet
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Attaining the Supreme
• Proof by Assertion
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation of Matter and Spirit
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Self Restraint
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Two nations divided by a common language
• by hand
• Noises made by roosters in different languages
• Noises made by dogs in different languages
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• virgin by choice
• Death by Water
• Leadership by Example
• Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
• Connection reset by peer
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• Discrimination by attractiveness
• Rebel by buying mass-market consumer products
• Of Recognition by Sight
• The Kingdom by the Sea : A Journey Around the Coast of Great Britain
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• The Trial by Existence
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Service of the Supreme
• Touched by An Angel
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Discernment
• Struck by lightning
• Owned by cat
• Snapple is manufactured by white supremacists
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Heavenly Perfections
• The Physicist's Bill of Rights
• The Holy Quran Translated by Abdullah Yusuf Ali
• See Mount Washington by canoe!
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate (Part 2)
• Impregnation by Shoulder Tapping
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Noises made by birds in different languages
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• trial by ordeal
• Words to live by
• Noises made by cows in different languages
• Exit, pursued by a bear
• Learning by doing
• Noises made by cats in different languages
• money-back guarantee
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
• cheek by jowl
• go by the board
• Voters' Bill of Rights
• Library Bill of Rights
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
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• Baptism by fire
• inspiration by misreading
• Attack by Stratagem
• Death By Chocolate

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