Findings:
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- As the plow follows words, so God rewards prayers
- Every day we stray further from God's light.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
- God probably doesn't exist
- Is the fact of your certain death enough to prevent you from enjoying life?
- God won't hear when you pray from Hell
- Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
- If I Should Fall from Grace with God
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- So young and already God is fading
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
- He doesn't bite
- Knowing doesn't mean so much
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- he doesn't talk
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
- Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
- So Far From Home
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- An eternity spent apart from God
- 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- Valentines from a loving brother
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- He tampered in God's domain
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- The God and Devil Show
- cut from the cloth of god; nothing is real
- Maybe There's A Loving God
- Loving Jesus for the life he lived
- He speaks so well!
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- God sends beer, the Devil sends more beer
- The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- God, the Devil, and Bob
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- He doesn't know what he's missing
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
- If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I was doing so well.
- Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
- Why God doesn't ride photons
- with the devil wherever he goes
- so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
- stop adoring from so far away
- Why we learn from the Gods
- Demonstration of God's Existence From Motion
- How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
- He probably thinks he is doing fine
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- God save me from the gift of prophecy
- A collect call from god
- How to prevent records from warping
- you can't escape from God on a Sunday
- Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
- your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
- God keep me from ever completing anything
- try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- Our God, He Is Alive
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
- If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
- So help me God
- he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
- Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
- Devil Girl from Mars
- So, he's leaving
- Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
- Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- So this one time, God walked into an inn...
- what he carried from here to Okinawa
- And God looked crosswise at the Devil
- Live simply so that others may simply live
- And so he sailed the wine-dark stars
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- devil
- Jersey Devil
- Scary Devil Monastery
- The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
- Devil's Mountain
- The Devil
- La Sexorcista: Devil Music Volume 1
- Devil Squares
- dust devil
- Sympathy for the Devil
- Devil Fish
- Devil bird
- Tasmanian Devil
- Devil Crash
- The Jersey Devil
- Devils Tower National Monument
- The world, the flesh, and the devil
- 2000 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs
- The Devil of the floppy disk
- devil bunny
- Devil Bunny Needs A Ham
- Talking on wires is the devil's work
- The Devil Went Down to Cambridge
- Friend of the Devil
- Memnoch the Devil
- Summoning the Devil
- The Devil's Highway
- Devil Ducky (user)
- The Invention of the Devil
- The Devil Went Down to Newport
- Devil May Care
- the devil to pay
- Devil Without A Cause
- little devil (user)
- jump little devil (user)
- I Met the Devil in a Pink Flower Dress
- The Devil (user)
- Babylonian Devil Trap
- Devil's Covenant
- The Devil and Billy Markham
- Devil's Tree
- The Devil in Miss Jones
- The Devil's Advocate
- Devil's Radio
- Competition for the Devil
- Blue Devil
- Running with the devil
- Kill Devil Hill
- Devil's bridge
- Tampa Bay Rays
- Speak of the devil
- lil devil (user)
- Devil Man
- Black Devils
- The Devil at Vysehrad
- Devil Bunny Hates the Earth
- Real Red Devil's Food Cake
- Devil Dinosaur and Moon Boy
- Devil's Tower
- Thorny Devil
- I run devil for the moonshine, son
- Devil in Disguise
- This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
- Devil Doll
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