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• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• The Earth Is Not A Cold Dead Place
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• so I land at LaGuardia
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• under earth and over moon
• Wake me up if you still want me
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Monkey Gave Me a High Five
• a child of divorce in the happiest place on Earth
• 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea: 4: Ned Land
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• the trust I place in you is still in me
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• I Touch the Earth, the Earth Touches Me
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• jump off into never-never land
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• Me So Horny
• let me grow up
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea: 9: The Tantrums Of Ned Land
• in case the sun ever would conquer the earth
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• and me warm in the window, watching Brooklyn fall asleep under snow
• So much it scares me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• You were always so good to me
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Bitch set me up!
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• can you get enough of me?
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• Enough with the high heels already
• Australia: Deadliest Place on Earth
• If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
• The Statue Got Me High
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Johnny Jump Up
• If all the Chinese jumped at once, would cataclysm result?
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• Pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Hit me up
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• That would be me
• so save me (user)
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Don't wait up for me
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• They grow up. No one told me.
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• This place is different now
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• me so cute (user)
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
• Here, the earth and the sky meet; fly high
• We're not so different, you and I
• High Earth Orbit
• If you play a note high enough, it becomes a beam of light
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I went up a different person, came down somebody else
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• At a high enough voltage everything conducts
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• The Happiest Place on Earth
• That Would Be Enough
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• Hind's Feet on High Places
• Why is high school so horrible?
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Lord, you know it makes me high,
• I stood upon a high place
• Shut up and jump
• Jump Up
• Jump Up! Records
• high jump
• Driest place on earth
• A soft place to land
• The Bulgarian Lands Under Byzantine Rule
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Don't stand so close to me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• So Sue Me
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Sweep me up
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Tell me about your secret places
• So, what's the problem with me?
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• feline allergies
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I wish you would talk to me
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• Jump Up and Slap Yo' Mama Gazpacho
• Under Old Earth
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• So help me God
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• Put me under
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• My town is the most boring place on earth

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