Findings:

• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• She told me she wouldn't
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• I guessed I wouldn't land on all fours, like a cat
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Women only like me for my mind
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm not sure
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Black Like Me
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Truth is a concept, subjective like anything else
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• eyed me like a female mantis
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• like you love me
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Look siad me Be like me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• My Company Likes Me
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• You like me, you really like me!
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• Dead Like Me
• Loves me like a bottle
• You're like a brother to me
• The truth is like a sinking star. Follow it over the horizon, the way gazelles follow rain.
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Bleed Like Me
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I told her the driftwood looked like Spain
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• unfinished (like me)
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• The truth, or something like it
• Your mother wouldn't like it
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Charmed, I'm sure
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• well im sure (user)
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• treat me like a woman
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Do you like me?
• A Doll Like Me
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• He brings me books like flowers
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I like you; do you like me?
• Republican Like Me
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Walk Like Me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not

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