Findings:

• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If I were Twenty-One I would save money
• If I were Twenty-One I would take care of my body
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Pluto Planet Day
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If Jesus were alive today
• If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
• If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
• If I were Twenty-One I would study the art of pleasing
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• We emerged on the other side of the cartoon holes fully awake and discovered we were whole
• If the Current Were to Call
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• Would Today's American Teens Take a Space Odyssey?
• They called the wrong Grandma today...
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Would you know if you were insane?
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• Would that I were a Poet
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If I were Twenty-One I would train my mind
• If I were Twenty-One I would adjust myself
• If I were Twenty-One I would get married
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Crawling, on the planet's face. Some insects, called the Human Race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and in meaning.
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Hey, Nora! What were the pregnant women called?
• Still Called Today
• Planet Called Home
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• call
• The Call of Cthulhu
• A Tribe Called Quest
• You call that philosophy?
• Last call
• call centre
• system call
• Call by reference
• Call by value return
• Call by name
• Home run call
• goal call
• I'll call you
• Asheron's Call
• method call
• screening calls
• Call of the West
• Just call me fluffy
• Call for Help
• Let's call this art
• late night phone calls
• close call
• Call girl
• port of call
• recursive call
• call stack
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• The Call of Ktulu
• call option
• Now That's What I Call Quite Good
• booty call
• Not returning an ex-girlfriend's phone call
• Why won't he call?
• The Collect Call of Cthulhu
• strangest phone call
• What time do you call this, then?
• prank call
• Men should never call themselves feminists
• call board
• curtain call
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• A Call to Quit
• Is your teenager concerned about inequality and pollution? Call a drug counselor.
• What do you call a woman's genitalia?
• Here's my number, call me
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Don't call me Debbie
• last call for regrets
• A common tech support call
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• listen()
• No Colour Called Love
• Zuigan calls his own master
• The three calls of the Emperor's teacher
• Fun with telemarketing calls
• What do I call her?
• Don't call me Asian
• Genetically Modified Phone Call
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Call Me Persephone
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• The Call of the Wild
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• Call me Fish Meal
• Prilosec
• Game Called on Account of Naked Chick
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• The Call of the Wild - chapter 1
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 2
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 3
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 4
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 5
• call center
• cattle call
• come to think of it, phone calls are excruciating too.
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• call it a day
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• Sonnet 79 (Men call you fair, and you do credit it)
• Someone call the waaaambulance
• If it weren't hard, they wouldn't call it hardware
• Call if you need me
• called also
• I would know right away that it's you.
• We talk of taxes, and I call you friend;
• call bet
• moment your mother calls
• cold call
• A secret sometimes already warm bed to call home
• conference call etiquette
• The difference between "call by reference" and "call by value return"
• A Candy Colored Clown They Call The Sandman
• The Emergency Services called me back
• A Child Called "It"
• The Boatman's Call
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• I called for the Emergency Destruct Plan
• Call a rabbit a smeerp
• The Call from the Past
• Las Vegas call girl phone phreak conspiracy
• call sign
• artistic roll call
• For a good time, call your partner, not that 900 number
• Your call is very important to us
• call book
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris

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