Findings:
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Please help me!
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- They Know Me
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- god help me
- help me (user)
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Help Me, Daddy
- Help Me Out, Will You?
- So help me God
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- they only gave me trouble anyways
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I know they are watching me
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- You say you want to help me
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- Help Me, Rhonda
- you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
- help im a rock (user)
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm not in love, set me free
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm always breathless when you call
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Let the Mermaids Flirt with Me
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Help I'm a Rock (user)
- Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Help me help you
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- The drinks that helped me through 2023
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- lord help me, for i am weak
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- I know more when I'm alone
- I'm Just Me (user)
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- Break me. I'm elated.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- They call me Engineer-khan
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Nobody for me but you
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
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