Findings:

• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• More intense than the Holocaust: SEIZE THEM! Hallows your Ween
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• More than he was willing to give
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• Augmenting the working classes to make them more useful to us
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• King George he had a Date
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• he had a dream
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• He asked for more flesh
• gazing back upon your newly sprouted wings, as you begin to sense a use for them
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• He'd experienced a horror I had not
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He had something to say. He said it.
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• had
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Of course we had it tough
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• The best teacher I ever had
• I had pleasant times as well
• Canon CAT
• you had to be there
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• If I Had $1000000
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• Jobs I've Had
• Neatest trip I've had
• if I had my druthers
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• I had a really good time tonight
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• A conversation I had with myself once
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• Had Gadya
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• Questions I have had today
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• don't let them scare you
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• When you had left our pirate fold
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• I had cool friends in high school
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• We had silent conversations
• If I Had Known
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• The seizure I had last night
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I once had a cavity
• They had been expecting me
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• You had better...!!!
• I Had No Right
• We have had enough of your beige
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• What the Wizard had to say.
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• a leg had bared itself
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• They Had No Poet
• Houston, we've had a problem
• I almost had to wait
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• My mistress had a little dog
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• If the son of Adam had a mountain of gold
• Had I not seen the Sun
• If I Had a Hammer
• I've had you here before
• Allah Had No Son
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• I had it hard for nuclear power
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• You Had It Coming
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• I had been hungry all the years
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• What if we had duels instead of wars?
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• We had a record label
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• Best smoke I've ever had
• When I was young Time had no wings
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• The best I never had
• The Fun They Had
• I had a brother, once
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?

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